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Autopsy: Macabre eternal

09/06/11  ||  Altmer

In this edition of stubs: a famous band! You’ll wonder why it’s going under the stubs section. This is because 1) Autopsy has always fucken sucked and 2) because I decide things like that. The truth of the matter is that Autopsy have a new album out, it’s called “Macabre eternal” (what kind of title is that?), and it’s probably the most dumb thing I’ve heard since, well, whatever comes out of Mustaine’s mouth nowadays. This has all the subtlety of a blunt axe to the kneecap. You want to know what this sounds like: Autopsy, with shittier vocals, no groove to the music, and the ability to confuse strongly. Unlike some of their 90s DM companions, who we want back (like Death), these guys should have stayed dead. Oh, and don’t get me started on the lyrics. I’ve barely heard anything this idiotic in an entire lifetime. Autopsy are not.

4/10: For some of the good drumming and the occasional semi-groovy riff.

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